As part of my job I analyze contract riders for major acts coming into venues we book. Some of these riders get long and tedious, but to promote a great show we have to painstakingly adhere to every requirement set-forth by the artist's management.
After looking over hundreds of these documents I can see why some promoters (not our amazing company) may miss a few items. And this is quite common and evident in the famous bowl of green M&M's clause, which was used as a litmus test by one smart manager. He knew that if his group arrived in a greenroom and were welcomed by a big fat bowl of M&M's, all the other deal points were probably adhered too.
Back to my point.
Last week one of my co-workers was laughing as she read through one of those riders. I had to ask her what was so funny, so she started to read me some of the passages. The manager had written the rider in the artist's voice with humorous quips such as "I am serious about this, it will really make me mad, so please don't do it" and "I know this sounds like it doesn't matter, but it is really important for me." My favorite "we need six loaders, not three and two friends, and don't lie and say you have six when you only have five because that's not cool." Under food selections he gave choices such as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches "Meh", turkey sandwiches "eh", and grilled cheese sandwiches "wohoo!"
My point is because the manager took the time to write this usually boring document in a unique humorous light, we read through it. Not once, not twice, but many, many times. The outcome, this artist will receive all the best deal points for sure from most of his promoters.
So how does this apply to you artists who can't get a rider, much less a contract, much less a paying gig?
Well, let me tell you.
I get hundreds of people requesting to follow me on Twitter every month. Most of them are artists with the hopes that I can help break them into the industry. When I get a notification in my email that they have decided to follow me it includes their name and their Twitter tag line.
Man, you would be surprised at how many artists say, or claim, the same thing. "Award winning artist for X band", or "Music Producer, Artist, & Engineer", or my favorite "Free download at...please take your time to go to another website sign up and download it."
I will admit, my tag line "Agent with Mike Moloney Entertainment • B.S. Music Business Management • MBA in Marketing Candidate" is not any better.
But here's the thing I am aiming at a different demographic, so my tag line meets the objective I have put into my branding and marketing plan. Musicians need to think differently for a number of reasons, but I will give you a couple.
- You are supposed to be creative, so sell me on your creativity right out of the gate. If you show me that you can be unique in a Twitter headline, chances are I will listen to your music as well.
- There are far too many artists competing for a limited number of gatekeepers, who have limited amounts of time. You need to differentiate yourself and give them a reason to check out your profile.
In short. You have a small window of opportunity to grab your Twitter audiences' attention and motivate them to action. You are already creative, so do what your good at.